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Funny Sayings

Men's Funny Sayings

If you are of a philosophical frame of mind or know someone who is, you ought to think about the funny sayings novelty socks available at Absolute Socks. Besides being hilarious, these socks look great and are super-comfortable to wear. Get a pair or two of these funny socks for yourself to show the world how you feel about things. These funny socks with sayings also make great gifts for all wisecracking friends.

Here at Absolute Socks, we're constantly updating our website with great new socks. Funny sayings on socks might include anything from those with a choice four-letter word or two to more tasteful selections that offer some good old-fashioned, clean humor.

You'll find women's socks here in a variety of designs, colors and styles. Choose from ladies' crew socks as well as knee-highs. You'll also discover plenty of hilarious men's crew socks that will draw instant laughs whether you wear them or give them.

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Blue Q

Men's Look Within The Fridge Socks

$12.99

Ah, the mighty fridge that we'll stare at for way too long eyeing all the food and still not make a decision which then leads to closing the fridge, walking away & repeat…until you finally settle on that leftover Chinese from yesterday! Combed Cotton,...

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Blue Q

Men's Feminist Looks Like Crew Socks

$10.99

Be sure to make a statement wherever you may walk with these, "This is what a feminist looks like" socks. Soft Combed Cotton, Nylon & Spandex Blend Fits men's shoe size 7-12 Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits most...

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Blue Q

Men's Inside S*cks Crew Socks

$12.99

Being inside s*cks! Give these socks to the outdoorsy nature loving kinda guy! PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside...

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Blue Q

Men's Stubborn Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks. A bit stubborn though, just like the would-be owner. *wink* Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% Combed Cotton, 35% Nylon and 3% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12)...

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Blue Q

Men's Killin' It Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. The same goes for this pair. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% Combed Cotton; 45% Nylon; 2% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits most (shoe size 5-10).

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Blue Q

Men's Pick-Up Truck Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

These socks bring up a lot of questions for me. Such as: Are mud flaps like socks for trucks? And if so, should Blue Q be making mud flaps? Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% Combed Cotton; 44% Nylon; 3% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size...

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Blue Q

Men's Here Comes Cool Dad Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's shoe size 7-12 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size...

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Blue Q

Men's Pretty Decent Boyfriend Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot about our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% Combed Cotton; 35% Nylon; 3% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits most...

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Blue Q

Men's Selective Hearing Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% Combed Cotton; 32% Nylon; 3% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits most (shoe size 5-10).

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Blue Q

Men's Giant Music Snob Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE. Men's shoe size 7-12. 66% Combed Cotton; 32% Nylon; 2% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits most (shoe size 5-10).

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Blue Q

Men's Bike Path Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

On or off road, up or down hill, my gears are turning and I feel great! Anyone's got a bike? Let's go! Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% Combed Cotton; 43% Nylon; 3% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits most (shoe size...

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Blue Q

Men's Mr. Fix It Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

When I first met my now-husband, my father asked me again and again: "Is he handy?" Again and again, I replied with an enthusiastic "YEP!" That was totally, absolutely, undeniably a straight-up lie. Men's shoe size 7-12. 52% Combed Cotton; 45% Nylon;...

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Blue Q

Men's Mr. Perfect Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

Everyone's Mr. Perfect looks a little different. But EVERYONE'S Mr. Perfect can balance a glass of wine on his foot. Men's shoe size 7-12. 52% Combed Cotton; 45% Nylon; 3% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits...

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Blue Q

Men's Video Games Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you didn't talk to me for a whole week because you were trying to beat the last level of Candy Crush? I do...

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Blue Q

Men's Golf Play Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when you're drinking beer, you want your feet to be comfy, right? Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% Combed Cotton;...

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Blue Q

Men's Sunday Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% Combed Cotton; 40% Nylon; 3% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One...

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Blue Q

Men's A Boy And His Dog Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

My dog thinks I'm pretty much the greatest and he's an excellent judge of character. So, yeah. He's right, though. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% Combed Cotton; 48% Nylon; 2% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits...

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Blue Q

Men's Crazy Cat Dude Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% Combed Cotton; 46% Nylon; 3% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits most (shoe size 5-10).

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Blue Q

Men's One More Episode Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

You know what they say: more is always more! Yup, one more episode alright. Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% Combed Cotton; 43% Nylon; 2% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits most (shoe size 5-10).

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