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Funny Sayings

If you are of a philosophical frame of mind or know someone who is, you ought to think about the funny sayings novelty socks available at Absolute Socks. Besides being hilarious, these socks look great and are super-comfortable to wear. Get a pair or…
If you are of a philosophical frame of mind or know someone who is, you ought to think abo…

If you are of a philosophical frame of mind or know someone who is, you ought to think about the funny sayings novelty socks available at Absolute Socks. Besides being hilarious, these socks look great and are super-comfortable to wear. Get a pair or two of these funny socks for yourself to show the world how you feel about things. These funny socks with sayings also make great gifts for all wisecracking friends.

Here at Absolute Socks, we're constantly updating our website with great new socks. Funny sayings on socks might include anything from those with a choice four-letter word or two to more tasteful selections that offer some good old-fashioned, clean humor.

You'll find women's socks here in a variety of designs, colors and styles. Choose from ladies' crew socks as well as knee-highs. You'll also discover plenty of hilarious men's crew socks that will draw instant laughs whether you wear them or give them.

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Men's A Boy And His Dog Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

My dog thinks I'm pretty much the greatest and he's an excellent judge of character. So, yeah. He's right, though. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% Combed Cotton; 48% Nylon; 2% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits...

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Men's Bike Path Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

On or off road, up or down hill, my gears are turning and I feel great! Anyone's got a bike? Let's go! Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% Combed Cotton; 43% Nylon; 3% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits most (shoe size...

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Men's Crazy Cat Dude Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% Combed Cotton; 46% Nylon; 3% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits most (shoe size 5-10).

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Men's Feminist Looks Like Crew Socks

$10.99

Be sure to make a statement wherever you may walk with these, "This is what a feminist looks like" socks. / Soft Combed Cotton, Nylon & Spandex Blend / Fits men's shoe size 7-12 Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits most...

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Men's Giant Music Snob Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE. Men's shoe size 7-12. 66% Combed Cotton; 32% Nylon; 2% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits most (shoe size 5-10).

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Men's Golf Play Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when you're drinking beer, you want your feet to be comfy, right? Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% Combed...

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Men's Grumpy Old Man Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks - something as grumpy as them, though. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% Combed Cotton; 40% Nylon; 3% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits most (shoe size 5-10).

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