If you are of a philosophical frame of mind or know someone who is, you ought to think about the funny sayings novelty socks available at Absolute Socks. Besides being hilarious, these socks look great and are super-comfortable to wear. Get a pair or two of these funny socks for yourself to show the world how you feel about things. These funny socks with sayings also make great gifts for all wisecracking friends.

Here at Absolute Socks, we're constantly updating our website with great new socks. Funny sayings on socks might include anything from those with a choice four-letter word or two to more tasteful selections that offer some good old-fashioned, clean humor.

You'll find women's socks here in a variety of designs, colors and styles. Choose from ladies' crew socks as well as knee-highs. You'll also discover plenty of hilarious men's crew socks that will draw instant laughs whether you wear them or give them.

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