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Funny Sayings

If you are of a philosophical frame of mind or know someone who is, you ought to think about the funny sayings novelty socks available at Absolute Socks. Besides being hilarious, these socks look great and are super-comfortable to wear. Get a pair or…
If you are of a philosophical frame of mind or know someone who is, you ought to think abo…

If you are of a philosophical frame of mind or know someone who is, you ought to think about the funny sayings novelty socks available at Absolute Socks. Besides being hilarious, these socks look great and are super-comfortable to wear. Get a pair or two of these funny socks for yourself to show the world how you feel about things. These funny socks with sayings also make great gifts for all wisecracking friends.

Here at Absolute Socks, we're constantly updating our website with great new socks. Funny sayings on socks might include anything from those with a choice four-letter word or two to more tasteful selections that offer some good old-fashioned, clean humor.

You'll find women's socks here in a variety of designs, colors and styles. Choose from ladies' crew socks as well as knee-highs. You'll also discover plenty of hilarious men's crew socks that will draw instant laughs whether you wear them or give them.

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Men's Bike Path Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

On or off road, up or down hill, my gears are turning and I feel great! Anyone's got a bike? Let's go! Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% Combed Cotton; 43% Nylon; 3% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One size fits most (shoe size...

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Men's Golf Play Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when you're drinking beer, you want your feet to be comfy, right? Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% Combed...

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Men's Inside S*cks Crew Socks

$12.99

Being inside s*cks! Give these socks to the outdoorsy nature loving kinda guy! PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the...

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Men's Stubborn Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks. A bit stubborn though, just like the would-be owner. *wink* Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% Combed Cotton, 35% Nylon and 3% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12)...

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Men's Sunday Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% Combed Cotton; 40% Nylon; 3% Spandex. Size InfoMen:One size fits most (shoe size 7-12).Women:One...

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Men's Worst Gift Ever Crew Novelty Socks

$12.99

Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% Nylon; 47% Combed cotton; 3%...

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